The great British class calculator.

Saw this on the 10 o'clock news last night and thought I would have a laugh. Life use to have three classes, now apparently there are seven and I am proud to announce I come in the lowest class....why not pop across here  and see where you come


As Rab C. Nesbitt is proud to say I am lowlife scum (and proud of it).

So to improve I need more income.

I need to widen my horizons, do more things and meet more people.

I just dont mix with the right social class.

So if there are any millionaire mansion owners out there who wish to widen their horizons and share their world with me for me sharing mine with them please feel free and contact me. I am quite happy for you to sit in my house eating mince and tatties if you wish to drive me round in your posh car and take me to posh restaurants in return for a mutual education on how the other half live.